11 Things I Can’t Believe Exist

1. Bolo Ties >>>What’s a bolo tie?

2. Comb Overs

3. Shopping Carts w/ Poles Attached (to deter people from stealing them)

4. Cowboy Boots (with spurs)

5. Animal Therapists (explain that profession to a starving child)

6. 10 Dollar Movie Admission (for a 2 hr formula Hollywood “film” that probably destroys a once original story or idea)

7. Spandex (on men or women)

8. The United Nations (you can toss Brad Pitt and Angelina in that one for free)

9. Kim Jong il

10. Fascism/Racism/Sexism/Xenophobia (ok that’s four)

11. Arrogant, spoiled brats who flaunt their beauty and cash but give nothing to society in return.

The End

-From the Mind of the EgoAssassin