You Can Take Money with You When You Die

May 21, 2008

The majority of people with any common sense will tell you that you “can’t take money with you when you die”. But this statement is technically not true and we have noted the actual amounts that you are allowed to take with you once you depart from this life (shown below). Now you will need to convert these dollar amounts into your own countries currency, and it may not look like a lot, but it does prove that you CAN take money with you when you die.

Option 1 (if going to heaven): Upon death you can take $4.75 cents for the God bus to the gates.

Option 2 (if going to hell): Upon death you can take $3.50 cents for the fun bus to the pit of fire.

Option 3 (if being reincarnated): Upon death you can take as much as you need in order to buy your new entity/body some clothing/and or food.

-From the Mind of the EgoAssassin