The Secret Photo from Phoenix Mars Lander

Here is an exclusive peak at the real photo that no one wants you to see from the recent Mars landing. I noticed that there looks to be some kind of pole in the background, but that was the only odd thing about this image.

-The EgoAssassin

We Should Start Hissing

I’m sick of being expected to do the daily norms in society. In all of our human interactions and responses, we’re expected to act a certain way and follow the formalities. It is for this reason that I propose that instead of using the “shh” sound when wanting someone to be quiet, that we start hissing instead. Hissing as in the way cats do it. That would be pretty interesting and funny. Let’s do it. Who’s with me?

-From the Mind of the EgoAssassin